The Flying Tortoise

Spoilers: Up to 2.06.
Warnings: Bullying, reference to sexual assault (the canon incident), florid excerpts from real romance novels.
Rating: R to be safe, idk broskis.
Word Count: 4, 838
Disclaimer: RIB and FOX own everything ever.

This idea. Reality fails to live up to either Dave’s or Kurt’s expectations.

(AN: I feel this is important information to have going in: I share pretty much none of the opinions voiced with regards to any given fictional work and its relative enjoyability or merit. Also I know nothing about either romance novels or old movies, so... awkward scrabbling research and raiding another dorm's communal bookshelf ftw.)

( If Dave Karofsky were capable of admitting to himself for more than ten minutes at a time that he is gay and wants Kurt Hummel… )

Spoilers: Up to 2.08.
Warnings: Sex talk, extreme second-hand embarrassment, a very very narrow idea of what sex between two guys might consist of and what Kurt's role in that sex might be due to a) Finn and Puck, and b) the people who know shit not wanting to draw these conversations out.
Rating: PG-13.
Word Count: 2, 805.
Disclaimer: RIB and FOX own everything ever.

This prompt. In which Finn tries very, very hard to be a good brother. By giving Kurt The Talk.

( Will Schuester could have told Finn that going through a loved one’s personal affects was a bad plan which only led to tragedy and horror for everyone involved... )

Spoilers: Up to 2.05.
Warnings: Homophobia.
Rating: PG
Word Count: 5, 899
Disclaimer: RIB and FOX own everything ever.

This prompt. Finn introduces Sam to his "brother" Kurt. So Sam is now crushing on his only friend's little brother - plus it takes him two and a half months to figure out that Kurt is actually Finn's stepbrother. L'awkward.

( When Sam finally gets around to joining glee club for real, the composition he was expecting has been thrown off… )

Spoilers: Uh. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, at least.
Warnings: None.
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1, 212
Disclaimer: RIB and FOX own everything ever.

Harry Potter fanfiction starring Peter Pettigrew. Also my first post ever on this my writing journal. O happy days!

( This is the point... )