The Flying Tortoise

Only a Paper Moon

Fri, 31 Aug 2012 17:25:57 GMT

Spoilers: Up to 3.20ish
Rating: PG
Word Count: 5, 742
Warnings: Some internalized homophobia.
Disclaimer: RIB and FOX own everything ever.
Beta, inasmuch as she could; she helped with the story but I've been gone from the internet for so long that she never did get to go over grammar and stuff so um yeah: rdm_ation

For this picture, by wolfs-blane in the kbl-reversebang! Kurt has plenty of concerns about the future, but there's nothing like worrying you won't make it through the weekend alive to take your mind off that.

( Kurt had plans for the weekend. )

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The Genie You Save

Fri, 31 Aug 2012 16:23:11 GMT

Spoilers: Up to 2.22
Warnings: Fatphobia.
Rating: PG
Word Count: 7, 469
Disclaimer: RIB and FOX own everything ever.
Beta: rdm_ation

Mercedes would find a genie who's expired. She would.

( There was a boy on Mercedes' bed. )

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Sweetest Tongue and Sharpest Tooth

Fri, 31 Aug 2012 15:34:11 GMT

Spoilers: Up to 3.8; this takes place well before 3. 11 ("Michael").
Warnings: Horror, character death, though nothing graphic.
Rating: R
Word Count: 3, 161
Disclaimer: RIB and FOX own everything ever.
Beta: rdm_ation

Blaine takes a pretty but unwise detour on his way to see Kurt. Wolves lurk in many guises. (Little Red Riding Hood retelling.)

( Once upon a time there lived in a certain city in Ohio a boy named Blaine... )

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All in This Together

Thu, 05 Jan 2012 02:51:47 GMT

Spoilers: Up to 2.18
Warnings: Homophobia, bullying, ableism.
Rating: PG
Word Count: 5, 710
Disclaimer: RIB and FOX own everything ever.
Beta: rdm_ation
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This prompt. It’s sad when two people who used to be best friends stop getting along, so Brittany helps Finn and Puck fix their relationship. By handcuffing them together.

( People didn’t know this about Brittany, but she could actually be super crafty. )

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Closer

Sat, 08 Oct 2011 20:42:14 GMT

Spoilers: Up to 2.22
Warnings: Homophobia, mentions bullying.
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 8, 167
Disclaimer: RIB and FOX own everything ever.
Beta and dispenser of Samcedes wisdom: rdm_ation
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This prompt. Blaine doesn't think of himself as the jealous type, but Kurt has so many rad bromances.

( Blaine had a system… )

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All We Are

Fri, 09 Sep 2011 03:06:21 GMT

Spoilers: Up to 2.22
Warnings: Oh god. All the warnings. Homophobia, sexism, bullying, suicide (no main characters), sexual assault, sexual encounters that are technically consensual but icky in every other way possible.
Rating: R
Word Count: 10,698
Disclaimer: RIB and FOX own everything ever.
Beta: rdm_ation
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For these prompts, in part. Dave Karofsky cannot get a girlfriend - right up until he does. Santana makes everything worse.

( That is all we are, lookers-on. )

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To Make Me Feel So

Fri, 12 Aug 2011 19:34:51 GMT

Spoilers: Up to 2.22
Warnings: None.
Rating: PG
Word Count: 5,004
Disclaimer: RIB and FOX own everything ever.
Beta: rdm_ation

This prompt. Rachel is acutely aware that Kurt doesn’t really think she's pretty, so his fascination with her hair is… well, gratifying, if a touch morbid.

( Rachel's problem was this: she didn't want to be a statement. )

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Do You Believe in Magic

Thu, 28 Apr 2011 23:47:59 GMT

Spoilers: Up to 2.16
Warnings: Homophobia, classism.
Rating: PG
Word Count: 5, 391
Disclaimer: RIB and FOX own everything ever.
Beta: rdm_ation
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This prompt. Kurt is the canary whisperer. Blaine thinks it's charming. Wes thinks it's diabolical.

( Wes was becoming increasingly convinced that Kurt Hummel was a Disney princess. )

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Best Beloved

Thu, 28 Apr 2011 23:35:19 GMT

Spoilers: Up to 2.16
Warnings: Mild homophobia.
Rating: PG
Word Count: 5, 289
Disclaimer: RIB and FOX own everything ever.
Beta: rdm_ation
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This prompt. Being read aloud to is for little kids, and Finn is making a concerted effort to grow up, so he definitely doesn't indulge in it. Much. Well, Kurt has a nice voice, okay.

( So the whole thing sounded kind of sappy... )

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here we go now

Tue, 05 Apr 2011 19:56:19 GMT

Ooh. Or not, re: needing to learn a new code. Most of it is the same; I only tried italics and they threw me off. And apparently Dreamwidth inherited stuff from LJ? Idk idk, basically this is not going to be very hard.

So prepare for spam, my good people. I just want to get my fic over here before LJ goes boom yet again.

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boogie down

Tue, 05 Apr 2011 01:37:37 GMT

I have to figure out a whole new html thing, don't I? I was spoiled by GJ, my last attempt to back myself up off LJ. It had just ripped off all of LJ's codes. Ah, nostalgia.

I will work this thing out!

...Oh, there's a little link up there telling me how to work the html, isn't there.

Noticing that is probably going to be my least-ditzy moment all week. Gonna post this anyway, journal is lonely and naked.

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