The Flying Tortoise

Spoilers: Up to 2.18
Warnings: Homophobia, bullying, ableism.
Rating: PG
Word Count: 5, 710
Disclaimer: RIB and FOX own everything ever.
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This prompt. It’s sad when two people who used to be best friends stop getting along, so Brittany helps Finn and Puck fix their relationship. By handcuffing them together.

( People didn’t know this about Brittany, but she could actually be super crafty. )

Spoilers: Up to 2.08.
Warnings: Homophobia.
Rating: PG
Word Count: 5, 361
Disclaimer: RIB and FOX own everything ever.

This prompt. Kurt is an awesome brother and Finn loves him, he really does. He just wishes Kurt weren’t gay.

( Finn isn’t homophobic. )

Spoilers: Up to 2.10.
Warnings: Homophobia. Underage drinking, I guess.
Rating: PG
Word Count: 12, 272 total
Disclaimer: RIB and FOX own everything ever.

This prompt. Finn discovers that Kurt’s bed is almost definitely magical; at least, sleeping there always makes him feel better. (Obviously, given the stuff I write, I got permission to keep it brotherly.)

( Finn Hudson is, all things considered, a well-behaved young man... )

Spoilers: Up to 2.08.
Warnings: Sex talk, extreme second-hand embarrassment, a very very narrow idea of what sex between two guys might consist of and what Kurt's role in that sex might be due to a) Finn and Puck, and b) the people who know shit not wanting to draw these conversations out.
Rating: PG-13.
Word Count: 2, 805.
Disclaimer: RIB and FOX own everything ever.

This prompt. In which Finn tries very, very hard to be a good brother. By giving Kurt The Talk.

( Will Schuester could have told Finn that going through a loved one’s personal affects was a bad plan which only led to tragedy and horror for everyone involved... )