The Flying Tortoise

Spoilers: Up to 2.10.
Warnings: Bullying, stalking, homophobia, attempted suicide.
Rating: R
Word Count: 9, 997
Disclaimer: RIB and FOX own everything ever.

This prompt. Dave’s attempts to deal spiral him into a couple of obsessions, one of them with Kurt. Kurt is finally adjusting to being at Dalton. Right up until he gets a call from Dave, who has swallowed a half a bottle of pills.

(And I went and made it a sequel to “Taking This One to the Grave”.)

( Dave may have accidentally given himself an obsession. )

Spoilers: Up to 2.06.
Warnings: Bullying, reference to sexual assault (the canon incident), florid excerpts from real romance novels.
Rating: R to be safe, idk broskis.
Word Count: 4, 838
Disclaimer: RIB and FOX own everything ever.

This idea. Reality fails to live up to either Dave’s or Kurt’s expectations.

(AN: I feel this is important information to have going in: I share pretty much none of the opinions voiced with regards to any given fictional work and its relative enjoyability or merit. Also I know nothing about either romance novels or old movies, so... awkward scrabbling research and raiding another dorm's communal bookshelf ftw.)

( If Dave Karofsky were capable of admitting to himself for more than ten minutes at a time that he is gay and wants Kurt Hummel… )